11AM Jaguar: Ironically, My Married Name Is 'Lion'

Young girl: Mr. Lion! Hello, Mr. Lion!
Mom: I think that's a jaguar.
Young girl: Hello, Mr. Lion!
Mom: That's not a lion, sweetie, that's a jaguar.
Young girl: Okay, mom, but I can't say that word. Mr. Lion!

Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: James