5PM I Thought She Loved Me 'til I Got This Gift Card

Cashier: Okay, your total is $9.63, and can I have you first name for the order?
Customer: McKnight.
Cashier: McKnight?
Customer: Yes.
Cashier: That's your first name?
Customer: Yes.
Cashier: Your mother didn't like you very much, did she?

Panera Bread
Evans, Georgia

Overheard by: Phil