Sophomore: Dude, I really want a taco right now, but it's early in the morning...
Friend, leaning in: Nah, that depends on what kind of taco you're talking about. There are different kind of tacos... Heh, heh, you know what I mean?
Sophomore: Dude, shut up!
University of Texas
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: thanks Captain Obvious