5PM The Alien Abductions Have Had a Permanent Effect on Chuck

Sales guy on phone: An inch and a half between the legs? ... Yeah, that sounds pretty big for that size rod. ... Are you standing it up like a horseshoe and measuring it? ... Okay, let me get you some prices and call back.

8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina

Overheard by: It's a fastener thing.. you wouldn't understand