10AM A Quickie Will Cover Anything up to Embezzlement

Female coworker #1: So, Jack* is like, 'I feel obliged to tell the supervisor I caught you cheating again.' And obviously I can't have that -- if I lose this job I'm screwed for the month.
Female coworker #2: Totally. So what did you do to shut him up?
Female coworker #1: Let him lick my boobs in the store room.
Female coworker #2: One boob or both?
Female coworker #1: Both.
Female coworker #2: Good plan.

Duane Reed, Times Square
New York, New York