4PM Vegetarianism Is a Journey, Not a Destination

Sandwich artist: What kind of sandwich do you want?
Guy: I'm a vegetarian, so I want the veggie sub.
Sandwich artist: What items do you want on it?
Guy: Everything in the picture... And throw some chicken on there.
Sandwich artist: You can't have chicken on that! Chicken is meat!
Guy: Chicken ain't meat! Just put it on there!

Subway
Charlotte, North Carolina