9AM Fox Unveils Its New Advertising Strategy

Student walking into class late: The bad news is, I am late. The good news is that my intramural football team won the championship.
Professor: What is your team's name?
Student: The Jack Bauers.
Professor: Is that the guy from 24? I can't get into that show...
Student: Because you hate freedom?

Capital University Law School
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: captain awesome