5PM If You Get One of These, Just Regift It

Guy: That's because you broke it!
Hot blonde: I know, I totally put it in the wrong hole.
Guy: You should be more careful.
Hot blonde: I added more liquid, but I get no smoke.
Guy: Did you make sure to re-insert the thingie?

80 Grasslands Avenue
Elmsford, New York

Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief