11AM And Yet, They Give Away Lollipops

Ranting coworker filling out deposit: Where do all the paper clips go? Everything gets paper-clipped together, and I never see the paper clips again! I'll bet the bank takes all the paper clips from our deposits, puts them into little boxes and sells them back to us -- that's where the bank really makes its money, you know.

291 Highway
Liberty, Missouri

Overheard by: stealing the paper clips