9AM Dude, Turn off the iPod

Coworker on speakerphone with messenger center: Last name is Baratta.
Messenger center: Spell it.
Coworker: B-A-R-A-T-T-A.
Messenger center, repeating: P-V-R-G-G-A?
Coworker: ... What does that even spell?!

1 Park Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: Davey