5PM And Who Has Them All in His Desk

Staffer #1: Hey, Gary*, do you have a spoon?
Staffer #2: What kind of spoon?
Staffer #1: Um, one to eat liquids with... What other kinds of spoons are there?
Staffer #2: Well, jeez -- there's fishing spoons, crack spoons, and cuddling positions.
Staffer #1: You're the only person I know who would ever think of those kinds of spoons over a soup spoon.

Waterfront
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Fork and Knife