10AM Okay, So Only That One Time

Janitor to coworkers: Man, these customers be crazy. The other night I was moppin' the floor, and this bitch come up to me and said, 'It's not time to mop the floor yet!' Lady, do I come to your job and smack the dick outta your mouth?

Natural Food Store breakroom
Brooklyn, New York

Overheard by: disgruntled employee