10AM Answering Took a Calendar, a Highlighter and an Hour

Teen clerk: The TV commercial said it is a two-day sale. What day of the week is Twoday?
Adult clerk: Not 'Twoday,' but one day plus one day equals two days for the sale.
Teen clerk: Oh, okay... Then what two days of the week are called 'Twoday'?

5760 Highway 80 E
Pearl, Mississippi

Overheard by: Brain Dancing