9AM Hastening My Demise Seems Like the Right Thing to Do

Manager: I have a bunch of file folders. Can you sort them by color?
Assistant: Sure.
Manager: They're in the back.
Assistant, returning with folders: These are all green.
Manager: Well, they're different shades of green.
Assistant: Not really. It's just that some are more faded than others.
Manager: I just think it would look nice if you sorted them into a pile of folders with straight greens and a pile with more of a spongy print. Are you okay with that?
Assistant: Sure. [To herself] There's a lot of reasons why I don't quit smoking.

North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland

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