4PM But the Memories Keep Me Warm at Night

Boss who looks like a leprechaun: Once, a few years ago when I got my hair cut I was stopped twice in a span of six months on the street by people telling me I looked just like Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Shocked employee: Really?
Boss: Well, that was before my face got fat... Never happened again, though.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: WantsToChokeTheBoss