2PM Pretty Picky for Somebody without Hedge Clippers

Coworker #1: So I was talking to my friend on the phone, and there was a snake in his room! I would have snapped it in half! I would've come after it with a pair of hedge clippers.
Coworker #2: It wouldn't so much snap as it would snip.

405 Main Street
Milford, Michigan

Overheard by: John M.