1PM Mom, I'd Like You to Meet My Girlfriend... Shaniqua

Mom: The neighbor found out you're gay.
Daughter: What did she say?
Mom: She doesn't care. Her son is gay and her daughter's dating a black guy.
Daughter: What does her daughter dating a black have to do with it?
Mom: Well, I would rather my daughter was a lesbian than date a black guy.

8741 W Saginaw Highway
Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: barista