3PM You Look Vaguely Female, and I Dig That about You

Creepster hitting on CSA: Hey, there you are again.
CSA, without making eye contact: ...Hey.
Creepster: You know what? You so beautiful.

CSA doesn't respond.

Creepster, with spittle flying from between front teeth: Has anyone ever told you that you're very photo-generic?

Animal Hospital
Charlotte, North Carolina

Overheard by: another CSA