5PM You Can't Get Unscented Anything in the State Hospital

Creepster #1 smelling women's deodorant: Smell this: it smells like raspberry. Mmm!
Creepster #2: Smell this... It smells good! It's called 'Unscented'!
Creepster #1: Mmm.

Walmart
Concord, New Hampshire

Overheard by: walking away quickly as to not disturb them