3PM Just Left a Job in Urophilia, Pennsylvania

Job applicant #1: No job is worth having to give someone my pee in a plastic cup!
Job applicant #2: Uh-oh, you're refusing the drug test?
Job applicant #1: Oh, it's just a drug test? I thought that manager guy was just some sort of pee-pee pervert.

5760 Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi

Overheard by: Brain Dancing