Coworker #1: So, your daughter's learning to walk yet?
Coworker #2: Nah, not yet, but she can stand up, and she falls down the stairs real good.
Coworker #1: What?
Coworker #2: Yeah, she did that last night. Scared me real good.
Coworker #1: Eh, don't worry. Once, I dropped mine from a good height. About three or four feet. I didn't worry, 'cause she started laughing.
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Overheard by: scared of having children