1PM Wait, No! That's What the Frogs Want!

Pilot: Tower, there's a piece of foreign object debris on the taxiway in front of the tower.
Tower: Roger, we'll send a truck right out to pick it up.
Pilot: Tower, disregard the FOD. It just hopped off the taxiway.
Tower: Disregarding.

Air Force Pilot training base
Texas

Overheard by: Redstick Zero Five