4PM A Misguided Attempt to Assert Alpha Female Status

Female coworker #1: Are your poops big?
Female coworker #2: Well, I don't exactly examine...
Female coworker #1: Well, compare your big poop to something in real life.
Female coworker #2: This is ridiculous.
Female coworker #1: No, I'm serious.
Female coworker #2: I don't know, an egg?
Female coworker #1: How many eggs?
Female coworker #2: Three, four?
Female coworker #1: Well, my big poop is like the size of a Nalgene water bottle.

Gladstone Avenue & Galena Boulevard
Aurora, Illinois

Overheard by: Just Trying to Eat My Lunch