1PM The Demonican Party Is Known for Its Opposition to the Space-Time Continuum

Guy: Are you a Republican?
Girl: No, I am a Demonican.
Guy: You mean Democrat?
Girl: Let's change the subject.
Guy: Okay, well, who did you vote for in the 2004 election?
Girl: Clinton.
Guy: Yeah, let's change the subject.

The Coffee Tree, 223 Watson Boulevard
Warner Robins, Georgia

Overheard by: Jonathan Willis