11AM This Mid-Life Crisis Is Coming Together Nicely

CEO: I hit a garbage truck this morning!
Admin: What?
CEO: I hit a garbage truck this morning! Broadsided it! Never even saw it!
Admin: You didn't see a garbage truck?
CEO: I know! I was doing like 40 miles an hour! And my kid was in the car!

1190 Del Rio Place
Ontario, Canada

Overheard by: Never riding with the boss