5PM That Reminds me, I have to go let Mom out of the Stocks

Hick coworker #1: There was nuthin' wrong with slavery. My family had slaves. They was like family.
Hick coworker #2: I know, I agree. My family's slaves didn't leave after emaciation because they were happy. We treated them like family.

Athens, Georgia

Overheard by: Happy I moved to a blue state