12PM Why I Started Eating Lunch in My Car

Employee #1: What the fuck. This sandwich is impossible.
Employee #2: It looks like a big, gaping vagina.
Employee #1: It's like eating out a big vagina. Look! Chunks are falling off!
Employee #2: Your sandwich has an STD! Like hooker poon.
Employee #3, holding identical sandwich missing a single bite: Well, looks like I'm done. If anyone wants my dirty vagina sandwich you're welcome to it. Thanks for the lunch convo.

Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Kathryn