4PM His Sensitivity Might Be Better Appreciated at Country Curtains

Guy to his wife: Hey... look at this guy's picture on the wall. He looks like he is miserable and doesn't like being at work.
Home Depot Employee whose picture is on the wall: That was taken on a bad hair day!
Man: Oh... sorry. Where would you find paint?

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Home Depot Shopper