10AM Mr. Hefner Has Successfully Used the Adoption Ploy for Over 50 Years

Man: I talked to John. He said he and Michelle got divorced less than a year after they were married. I really didn't like her anyway. She was really bullheaded.
Woman: Oh. That's too bad.
Man: Yeah, they just got divorced, but he's doing well. He just adopted a seventeen-year-old girl. It's helping to distract him.
Woman: Huh?

University of Oregon
Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: Reed