3PM Dan's Discount Dungeon

Female staffer #1: Yeah, we need to get us a gas-powered hedge trimmer.
Male staffer: Yeah, we have an electric, but it's battery-operated. And the battery only lasts about ten minutes, so it's like Extreme Speed Trimming. We have to get to that bush fast before the battery runs out.
Female staffer #2: Are y'all talking about vibrators?
Male staffer: Uh, well, sort of, except this one has teeth that chop long skinny things in half.
Female staffer #2: Oooh, kinky! Where'd you get it?

10 Medical Center Boulevard
Winston-Salem, North Carolina