4PM In This Month's New England Journal of Medicine: 'Insurance Forms and the Placebo Effect'

Doctor #1: So I called him when he didn't show up for his visit and told him I was waiting for him. He told me that he came, signed in, filled out the insurance paperwork, answered some questions, then left and went home.
Doctor #2: What an idiot. Don't people realize that when you have a doctor's appointment, you're actually supposed to go in to see the doctor?

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Moron