12PM Plus, They Poop All Over Your Suit

Male co-worker: I don't understand why taking your baby on your lap in an airplane is such a bad idea.
Female co-worker: Dude, what if you crash? That can't be safe.
Male co-worker: You're right, I guess. Babies probably don't make great flotation devices.

590 North Shore Drive
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Ashley