1PM I'm Pretty Sure Mel Gibson Has Barely Touched His Copy

Young office worker: I need some Catholic classes or something. I get all confused about the Bible characters and Jesus.
Manager: Why not go to church? Or maybe when you go to college, they'll have a Bible study. Lots of kids do that.
Young office worker: I need something before then. I need Jesus for Dummies so I can catch up!

365 West Passaic Street
Rochelle Park, New Jersey

Overheard by: the cubicle right outside