3PM So Many Jobs Are Made Interesting Only By the Arbitrary Exercise of Petty Authority

Customer service person: I'll be right with you, ma'am. He was first.
Female customer: No, he wasn't.
Customer Service person: Yes, he was.
Male customer: No, I wasn't.
Customer service person: Yes, you were.

Bank of America
New York, New York

Overheard by: Stretch