3PM No, It's 'I Ripped Off My Nipples'

Employee #1: I waxed my chest last night, and I didn't have any more tape so I tried using duct tape.
Employee #2, laughing uncontrollably: Wait, wait, wait! I thought the punch line was "I waxed my chest last night"?!

Lynchburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Mike Oxlong