11AM People Talk About Chipmunks Only on Planets Without Atmospheres

Co-Worker #1: Weather is the great conversational equalizer.
Co-Worker #2: Yeah.
Co-Worker #1: 'Cause every place has weather. And chipmunks. But nobody ever talks about chipmunks.

1593 Galbraith Avenue
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Overheard by: Playtah