5PM His Desk Plate Says 'I'd Rather Be Blistered'

Guy #1: Give me a break. I've been here since 6 AM!
Guy #2: Why would you do that to yourself?
Guy #1: Well, I've been a very bad boy, and I deserve a spanking. But that's too expensive here in the city so instead I do this.

469 7th Avenue
New York, New York