10AM After His Conscience Was Removed, Oswald Sometimes Experienced Discomfort in the Area Where It Had Been

Employee #1: So the guy in jail I was telling you about, he's dead! [Laughs]
Employee #2: Ooh, that's great for you then, right?
Employee #1: No, it was the wrong guy. There were two guys sitting in jail, and one of them died, but it was the wrong one.
Employee #2: So you owe your friend money?
Employee #1: Well not until the other guy dies. [pause] This is pretty morbid isn't it?

Sparks Street
Ottawa, Canadia

Overheard by: a poor little intern