9AM I Think the Motherboard Is Pregnant

Suit: Help desk? My computer went down on me.
Tech support: Please hold on. [Places suit on speaker phone] Can you repeat that?
Suit: My computer went down on me!
Tech support, with entire support team laughing in the background: So, what's the problem?

3 2nd Street
Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer