3PM Actually, He's Leaving Reminders For Himself on His Voicemail

Office manager, on the phone: Which one of Mommy's boyfriends beat you badly enough as a child to turn you into the bitter, empty, hollow shell of a human being you are today?
Supervisor, to trainee: See? That's why we have to answer the phone quickly in this office: to keep the managers from picking up the phone. Ever.

221 Corporate Gateway Boulevard
Columbia, South Carolina

Overheard by: Geobaldi