5PM The Founder of National E-Mail Right to Life Couldn't Even Delete Viagra Spam

Old-man employee: I am having problems with e-mail.
IT guy: What's wrong?
Old-man employee: I have got thousands of e-mails in my inbox and cannot send anything out 'cause I think the virus that is causing me to get all these e-mails is going to be spread to others.
IT guy: You don't have a virus.
Old-man employee: But I have thousands of e-mails. But I guess they are beautiful to watch.

Raleigh, North Carolina

Overheard by: Alyn