4PM Remember? Those Nine Planes?

Delivery driver: I've never had to stop and check in before.
Guard: Yes, you have. We started doin' it after two-eleven.
Delivery driver: You mean nine-eleven?
Guard, rolling eyes: No. Two-eleven, when them people crashed them planes. Two-eleven.
Delivery driver: That was in September.
Guard: Two-eleven.

Circle Center Mall Security Office
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu