5PM Dear Diary, Tried to Talk to Steve Today. Got All Tongue-Tied. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Security guy: Um, can I help you?
Admin guy: No, I'm fine. I work here.
Security guy: Well, do you recognize me?
Admin guy: Um, yeah. I see you every day.
Security guy: I've never seen you before. Do I look different?
Admin guy: No.
Security guy: I'm older than when you last saw me.

606 St. Paul Street
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: lexbean