11AM It Goes Before the Arms Do

Corporate lawyer: What were we talking about again?
Helpful manager: One-armed lawyers.
Corporate lawyer: Ah, right. One-armed lawyers. Let me tell you, don't let anyone tell you otherwise that you don't start losing your memory as you get older.

Polite laughter from meeting attendees.

Corporate lawyer: So. Um. What were we talking about again?

473 Ridge Road
Dayton, New Jersey

Overheard by: office peon