11AM As Close to a Date as I.T. Guy Will Ever Get

I.T. desk guy: Can I help you?
Annoyed studentess: Is this where you're supposed to go to change your grades?
I.T. desk guy: Afraid not. You'll want to try Professor Lucifer. He's in office 666.
Annoyed studentess: Oh, okay. So that's on the sixth floor?

Aderhold Center, Georgia State University
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Iain M.