5PM Would It Help If I Offered You Cunnilimbo?

Intern: I'm sorry that I didn't turn in my time sheet on Friday. I was on vacation and didn't have access to a computer.
Payroll official: Well, I'll let it go this time. Just don't keep us in lingo again.

130 Cremona Drive
Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: A disbelieving employee