Employee #1: I saw you run to the bathroom. So I followed you in and heard you frantically trying to put the protective cover on the seat.
Employee #2: Yeah. And?
Employee #1: Then I shut the light off.
Employee #2: Oh that was you? Well just so you know, I'm a master at pooping in the dark.
6255 Sunset Boulevard
Hollywood, California
Overheard by: Ron