2PM Raising Headcount

Recruiter for aid programs in Afghanistan: I talked with one Mark Johnson* -- an 82-year-old WWII vet. He doesn't hear well, but would love to see some combat. I told him that I would see what we could arrange.
Manager: Ummm...
Recruiter: Dude, sarcasm?

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