9AM Back to Work

Tech support guy on phone: Hi, I was wondering if you had a hair dryer?
...No, I have a meeting in about an hour, and I spilled coffee on my pants, and I don't want to go this meeting with wet pants.
...I figured since you have such beautiful hair that you probably have a hair dryer.
...Well, thanks anyway, but a curling iron is probably not going to work.


160 Rio Robles
San Jose, California


Overheard by: Mitch Shiver