5PM That's a Wrap

Trim middle-aged President: I just received my soccer badge in the mail.
Young receptionist: I can't see you playing soccer.
President: I don't play, I referee.
Receptionist: Still, I can't see your fat ass waddling up and down the field.

150 Batson Drive
Manchester, Connecticut


Overheard by: now I'm going to have to answer the phones again